Denim is the silent killer

Because it prevents your genital-destroying revenge.







Late Facts: Guess what?

Superlate facts: Chicken butt.

Links!

Given this comic: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2257

I now want a shirt of a vagina holding an electric guitar and throwing the horns. Underneath: My Pussy Rules.

In pink, motherfuckers.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn22197-bonobo-genius-makes-stone-tools-like-early-humans-did.html - Goddammit, this is where it starts!

http://i.imgur.com/QQSam.gif - and this haunts me

Small Things

So this is kinda awful:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19297373

We have a dramatization of the trial and sentencing.



But in good news:

http://www.privacysos.org/2012/august/pushing_back

Remember that in a democracy the people hold the power. Your elected representatives are not untouchable gods dispensing wisdom and law from on high. You can talk, persuade, and even not fucking vote for them if they screw up. If you don't believe that they are as human as I, or think they have a get-out-of-responsibility-free card just imagine Lindsey Graham masturbating, and then don't do that, ever, Jesus God I wish I hadn't thought of it.

Still, it makes my point.

Sometimes there is no winning

Late Facts: I do not know what a German accent sounds like.

Links!

Gay bar- I was right!

http://www.jpost.com/LandedPages/PrintArticle.aspx?id=281139

Tangerine...- The scene still carries the same emotional weight.

Ladies - I'm pretty sure there's no hope for Eal or myself. NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNHb3lZobt0 - Definitely not.

http://www.triplepundit.com/2012/08/costco-genuine-retail-csr-leader/ - A genuinely good boss, or Jesus trying to screw with me after I've worked so many minimum wage jobs?

There's no reason for you to read either of these:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/zoology/birds/ostrich-meat.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross

I'm just kinda on a bird kick.

Good news, everyone!

Jen and Phil are getting married! And Jen has asked for ideas (on Facebook). In my neverending quest to destroy... everything, I guess, I present Things to make your awesome wedding even awesomer.

Rings are overrated. I said it, and I'll say it again, goddammit. Just ask J.R.R. Tolkien, a man who hated rings so much he killed a midget just to get rid of his. In a volcano. So right off the bat, bam, venue. A free venue. I'm pretty sure they can't charge you to have the ceremony beside a boiling cauldron of heat and doom.

And rings are a pain, too. Easy to lose, symbolic only, and if you need a symbol, go full retard. Push your Ringbearer into the volcano. It says you are so committed you will kill for your spouse, and it builds a hell of a lot more trust than falling into each other's arms.

This part is for Jen only, so Phil, stop reading. I have a gun, Phil; don't let me catch your eyes south of this line.

Jen: Phil is a nerd. This gives you numerous ways to destroy his morale and sanity. I'll just mention one, but it's a doozy. Check out this website: http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Hook a laptop up to the sound system, and when the "Jen do you take this man..." bit arrives, push the button. Say yes after, obviously, but have a camera ready. Phil will be the most traumatized he'll ever be at that moment, and you need a keepsake to show the kids the time you made daddy shit his pants.



Superheroes, and Civil War particularly, are interesting because they have enough power to stand up to the government. It's why their treated with a mix of enthusiasm and trepidation. Spiderman can save you from a mugging - but he can also toss your car at the Green Goblin. The heroes battle villains, providing a valuable service to the country - SWAT doesn't want to take on Venom - but they can also overthrow the country (as seen in The Justice League cartoon, "Justice Lords"). And I think it's important because, if you want to deal with the government - if you don't like the choice of Mitt Romney or Barack Obama - we the people need some kind of power to give our arguments weight.

Links!
NSFW, but awesome. The second one especially if you're a book nerd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ZL8HXbHQo

http://claytoncubitt.tumblr.com/post/28527147496

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-woon-surreal-ity - SFW

Horrible jokes have been around forever

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/babylonian-yo-mama-joke_n_1242617.html

That's my justification for this.

A train leaves Minneapolis. If it travels at sixty miles an hour and your mother's a whore, how much can she make before reaching Boston?

'At'll do, pig

I hope "'At'll do, pig", eventually replaces "I'm proud of you." I'm going to use it on my kids, and tell them no other parent does because they don't truly love their children.

Links!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs - Swine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czKq9H0tSCo
Extended Cut DLC Hidden Refusal Ending

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/07/human-immortality-could-be-possible-by-2045-say-russian-scientists.html - Given immortality, I would immediately turn my thoughts to destroying humanity.

Eal sent some dispatches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 - "He looked at it, and to him it explained the stars."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Honw9i_m9hI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzo4rZxF3x4