Sometimes there is no winning

Late Facts: I do not know what a German accent sounds like.

Links!

Gay bar- I was right!

http://www.jpost.com/LandedPages/PrintArticle.aspx?id=281139

Tangerine...- The scene still carries the same emotional weight.

Ladies - I'm pretty sure there's no hope for Eal or myself. NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNHb3lZobt0 - Definitely not.

http://www.triplepundit.com/2012/08/costco-genuine-retail-csr-leader/ - A genuinely good boss, or Jesus trying to screw with me after I've worked so many minimum wage jobs?

There's no reason for you to read either of these:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/zoology/birds/ostrich-meat.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatross

I'm just kinda on a bird kick.